When someone takes my food without asking me
When I graduate, I will sneak into all my...
My heart is a fucking idiot. That bitch never...
I didn't get invited to the royal wedding because...
piaczarina: 1donmymind: HAHAHAHA, I couldnt stop laughing at the gif!
I am Asian.
jomaperez: But… math isn’t my best subject I don’t get all A’s I don’t know what the hell “ching chang chong” mean I won’t do your homework I don’t eat dogs, cats, or any other animals of that sort. I don’t know karate. I’m NOT related to that girl, that girl, or that guy. I’m not an overachiever However… I do love rice.
At a Pet Shop:
itsbrittanybittch: When I was 5: When I was 10: Today:
When you plan on going to bed early.
Expectations: 9:00 pm Reality: 1:00 am
I want this. Really.
What if Lord Voldemort crashed the wedding?
harry-in-frogwarts: AVADA KEDA- OOPS, WRONG HARRY. omg i’m dying. :”””)
The awkward moment when you can't read your own...
And you’re just like WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE
"Dinner is ready!".
FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD.
When one side of your headphones stop working.